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Pokemon Dash: A Poke-Parody (rating PG-PG13)
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Pokemon Dash: A Poke-Parody (rating PG-PG13)
Pokemon Dash: A Poke-Parody
Chapter1: Room mates
Narrator: Pokemon seem to be cute, cuddly, and sweet, but that’s just a big fat lie. Pokemon are… well… you’ll just see for yourself.
(Location: Pikachu and Psyduck’s house)
(Pikachu walks in with the mail)
Pikachu: Bills… bills… bills… bills… you could win a million dollars… bills… bills… bi-
(Pikachu grabs a gold envelope that says “Win the race of a life time”. He opens it up and reads it aloud)
Pikachu: You can win ninety billion dollars. All you have to do is win the first ever Pokemon Dash competition. All you have to do is race your fellow pokemon.
Psyduck: Don’t enter!
(Pikachu looks to see Psyduck entering the room holding his head)
Pikachu: Why?
Psyduck: because it’s a scam.
Pikachu: I’m still entering!
Psyduck: Not so loud. I have the biggest freaking hang over.
Pikachu: You have these all the time.
Psyduck: I want to get rid of them.
Pikachu: Here’s a hint… PUT DOWN THE BEER!
(Psyduck looks at the Beer in his hand. He flips Pikachu the bird)
Pikachu: You can kiss my sparky yellow ***!
Psyduck: Come on I’m a water pokemon. That will kill me!
Pikachu: Yes and your point is?
Psyduck: Screw you!
Pikachu: Are you coming on to me? I don’t swing that way!
Psyduck: I’m out of here!
Pikachu: Not with my car!
Psyduck: It’s not your car.
Pikachu: With ten more payments it is.
Psyduck: Then how am I supposed to go to work?
Pikachu: You don’t work!
Psyduck: Well how am I supposed to get to the beach?
Pikachu: Don’t know, don’t care!
(Psyduck flips him the bird again. He walks out)
Pikachu: That’s it. I’m entering the race!
Chapter1: Room mates
Narrator: Pokemon seem to be cute, cuddly, and sweet, but that’s just a big fat lie. Pokemon are… well… you’ll just see for yourself.
(Location: Pikachu and Psyduck’s house)
(Pikachu walks in with the mail)
Pikachu: Bills… bills… bills… bills… you could win a million dollars… bills… bills… bi-
(Pikachu grabs a gold envelope that says “Win the race of a life time”. He opens it up and reads it aloud)
Pikachu: You can win ninety billion dollars. All you have to do is win the first ever Pokemon Dash competition. All you have to do is race your fellow pokemon.
Psyduck: Don’t enter!
(Pikachu looks to see Psyduck entering the room holding his head)
Pikachu: Why?
Psyduck: because it’s a scam.
Pikachu: I’m still entering!
Psyduck: Not so loud. I have the biggest freaking hang over.
Pikachu: You have these all the time.
Psyduck: I want to get rid of them.
Pikachu: Here’s a hint… PUT DOWN THE BEER!
(Psyduck looks at the Beer in his hand. He flips Pikachu the bird)
Pikachu: You can kiss my sparky yellow ***!
Psyduck: Come on I’m a water pokemon. That will kill me!
Pikachu: Yes and your point is?
Psyduck: Screw you!
Pikachu: Are you coming on to me? I don’t swing that way!
Psyduck: I’m out of here!
Pikachu: Not with my car!
Psyduck: It’s not your car.
Pikachu: With ten more payments it is.
Psyduck: Then how am I supposed to go to work?
Pikachu: You don’t work!
Psyduck: Well how am I supposed to get to the beach?
Pikachu: Don’t know, don’t care!
(Psyduck flips him the bird again. He walks out)
Pikachu: That’s it. I’m entering the race!
writer1- Number of posts : 94
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Re: Pokemon Dash: A Poke-Parody (rating PG-PG13)
Chapter 2: Sign up
(Location: racing signup building)
(Pikachu is waiting in a line to sign up)
Psyduck: Don’t slouch! Eyes forward! Tail strait!
(Pikachu turns to Psyduck who had walked in)
Pikachu: What are you doing?
Psyduck: I am your coach.
Pikachu: Why?
Psyduck: Because I need something to do. Anyway let’s see your competition.
(Psyduck looks around)
Psyduck: That’s Meowth. He’s got cat-like reflexes.
(Pikachu looks at Psyduck)
Pikachu: Maybe it has to do with the fact that he’s a cat!
Psyduck: Maybe.
(Pikachu sighs)
Psyduck: That’s Teddyursa! He can get anything he wants out of anyone.
Guy: I’m sorry I can’t let you compete.
(Teddyursa does an adorable sad face)
Guy: Oh alright!
Teddyursa: Sucker.
Guy: What?
Teddyursa: Nothing.
Guy: Okay.
Teddyursa: Loser.
(Psyduck continues looking around)
Psyduck: Over there is Charmander and Bulbasaur.
(Charmander takes a weed off of Bulbasaur and starts to light it. The guy walks over)
Guy: I’m sorry but no smoking I in the building.
Charmander: F*** you asshole!
Pikachu: Wow, he’s aggressive.
Psyduck: Wait until he evolves.
(Psyduck continues looking around)
Psyduck: Over there is Jynx and Ditto.
(Ditto turns into Jynx)
Jynx: I don’t look like that.
Ditto: I don’t look like that.
Jynx: Stop mocking me!
Ditto: Stop mocking me!
Jynx: If you don’t stop mimicking me I will beat you to a bloody pulp!
Ditto: If you don’t stop mimicking me I will beat you to a bloody pulp!
Jynx: That’s it!
Ditto: That-
(Jynx tackles ditto to the ground)
Guy: Next!
(Pikachu and Psyduck walk up to the desk)
Guy: Which one is entering?
Pikachu: Me.
Guy: Okay, you are in.
Psyduck: Yes I knew this was a good idea.
Pikachu: Really?! Let me read chapter one.
Psyduck: Okay, maybe not. But we do have a chance now that you are in; and to celebrate drinks on me. Can I borrow some money?
Pikachu: No.
Psyduck: Not fair.
Pikachu: It’s not fair that I give you money that I worked hard for to buy beers that only you will drink?
Psyduck: No it’s not.
Pikachu: That’s it, tomorrow we are going to sober you up.
Psyduck: What’s in it for me?
Pikachu: Then you can be my coach.
Psyduck: Then what?
Pikachu: Then we will split the money 60:40.
Psyduck: No, 80:20.
Pikachu: Okay, it’s a deal.
(They shake hands)
Pikachu: And you do realize that you get the smaller half right?
Psyduck: Ah sh-
(Location: racing signup building)
(Pikachu is waiting in a line to sign up)
Psyduck: Don’t slouch! Eyes forward! Tail strait!
(Pikachu turns to Psyduck who had walked in)
Pikachu: What are you doing?
Psyduck: I am your coach.
Pikachu: Why?
Psyduck: Because I need something to do. Anyway let’s see your competition.
(Psyduck looks around)
Psyduck: That’s Meowth. He’s got cat-like reflexes.
(Pikachu looks at Psyduck)
Pikachu: Maybe it has to do with the fact that he’s a cat!
Psyduck: Maybe.
(Pikachu sighs)
Psyduck: That’s Teddyursa! He can get anything he wants out of anyone.
Guy: I’m sorry I can’t let you compete.
(Teddyursa does an adorable sad face)
Guy: Oh alright!
Teddyursa: Sucker.
Guy: What?
Teddyursa: Nothing.
Guy: Okay.
Teddyursa: Loser.
(Psyduck continues looking around)
Psyduck: Over there is Charmander and Bulbasaur.
(Charmander takes a weed off of Bulbasaur and starts to light it. The guy walks over)
Guy: I’m sorry but no smoking I in the building.
Charmander: F*** you asshole!
Pikachu: Wow, he’s aggressive.
Psyduck: Wait until he evolves.
(Psyduck continues looking around)
Psyduck: Over there is Jynx and Ditto.
(Ditto turns into Jynx)
Jynx: I don’t look like that.
Ditto: I don’t look like that.
Jynx: Stop mocking me!
Ditto: Stop mocking me!
Jynx: If you don’t stop mimicking me I will beat you to a bloody pulp!
Ditto: If you don’t stop mimicking me I will beat you to a bloody pulp!
Jynx: That’s it!
Ditto: That-
(Jynx tackles ditto to the ground)
Guy: Next!
(Pikachu and Psyduck walk up to the desk)
Guy: Which one is entering?
Pikachu: Me.
Guy: Okay, you are in.
Psyduck: Yes I knew this was a good idea.
Pikachu: Really?! Let me read chapter one.
Psyduck: Okay, maybe not. But we do have a chance now that you are in; and to celebrate drinks on me. Can I borrow some money?
Pikachu: No.
Psyduck: Not fair.
Pikachu: It’s not fair that I give you money that I worked hard for to buy beers that only you will drink?
Psyduck: No it’s not.
Pikachu: That’s it, tomorrow we are going to sober you up.
Psyduck: What’s in it for me?
Pikachu: Then you can be my coach.
Psyduck: Then what?
Pikachu: Then we will split the money 60:40.
Psyduck: No, 80:20.
Pikachu: Okay, it’s a deal.
(They shake hands)
Pikachu: And you do realize that you get the smaller half right?
Psyduck: Ah sh-
writer1- Number of posts : 94
Age : 34
Registration date : 2008-09-05
Re: Pokemon Dash: A Poke-Parody (rating PG-PG13)
lol very good. I like the fact you put the rating on the forum I can let you keep this up i think its very funny
Re: Pokemon Dash: A Poke-Parody (rating PG-PG13)
thank youneotev wrote:lol very good. I like the fact you put the rating on the forum I can let you keep this up i think its very funny
btw congrats on getting ahead of me in post count again...
writer1- Number of posts : 94
Age : 34
Registration date : 2008-09-05
Re: Pokemon Dash: A Poke-Parody (rating PG-PG13)
Chapter 3: Psyduck’s rehabilitation
(Location: Psyduck and Pikachu’s house)
(Pikachu is pouring beer down the sink while Psyduck is strapped to a chair watching)
Psyduck: It’s bad enough that you are doing this but why must I watch?
Pikachu: It’s part of your intervention.
Psyduck: God bless you.
Pikachu: Intervention is when you make someone stop something that is holding them back.
Psyduck: It’s not holding me back, these restraints are. Can’t you loosen them a little?
Pikachu: We tried that, you can’t be trusted.
Psyduck: So when will this be over?
Pikachu: When you learn that there are more important things then alcohol.
Psyduck: What is there that can possibly be more important that alcohol?
Pikachu: Being my coach.
(Pikachu finishes pouring the last bottle down the sink)
Pikachu: Now I enrolled you into alcoholics anonymous. I want you to make a good first impression.
(Location: AA meeting)
(There is a group of people sitting in front of a podium. Psyduck walks up with a bottle of beer in his hand)
Psyduck: I’m Psyduck and- hic- I’m an- hic- alcohol- hic. Oh god, I am so freaking wasted right now.
(Location: Street)
(Psyduck and Pikachu are walking)
Pikachu: And they threw you out then?
Psyduck: No, then the police arrived.
Pikachu: I need to get you away from that stuff!
(Time: Two days later)
(Pikachu walks into Psyduck’s room)
Pikachu: Congratulations you haven’t touched a beer for three days.
Psyduck: That’s because I am the greatest.
Clock: Cooko.
(A beer falls out of the clock)
Psyduck: That was put there by magic.
Clock: Cooko.
Psyduck: And Pixies.
Clock: Cooko.
Psyduck: And I think there is a troll involved.
Pikachu: Exactly how many beers did you drink?
Psyduck: Open my closet.
(Pikachu opens the closet and beer bottles pour out)
Psyduck: I can’t help it; I’m-
Clock: Cooko.
Psyduck: For beer.
Pikachu: I am going to rid this house of every beer.
(Psyduck takes out a beer)
Psyduck: Don’t say that!
Pikachu: Don’t do anything you might regret!
Psyduck: Oh I’ll do it!
(Psyduck hold the beer up to his mouth)
Pikachu: Then you have let me down.
(Psyduck throws the beer onto the floor)
Pikachu: Holy crap! You just gave up a beer. Why?
Psyduck: Because, I can’t let you down. We will start training tomorrow at 8:00.
Pikachu: Am or Pm?
Psyduck: Whatever I am awake for.
(Location: Psyduck and Pikachu’s house)
(Pikachu is pouring beer down the sink while Psyduck is strapped to a chair watching)
Psyduck: It’s bad enough that you are doing this but why must I watch?
Pikachu: It’s part of your intervention.
Psyduck: God bless you.
Pikachu: Intervention is when you make someone stop something that is holding them back.
Psyduck: It’s not holding me back, these restraints are. Can’t you loosen them a little?
Pikachu: We tried that, you can’t be trusted.
Psyduck: So when will this be over?
Pikachu: When you learn that there are more important things then alcohol.
Psyduck: What is there that can possibly be more important that alcohol?
Pikachu: Being my coach.
(Pikachu finishes pouring the last bottle down the sink)
Pikachu: Now I enrolled you into alcoholics anonymous. I want you to make a good first impression.
(Location: AA meeting)
(There is a group of people sitting in front of a podium. Psyduck walks up with a bottle of beer in his hand)
Psyduck: I’m Psyduck and- hic- I’m an- hic- alcohol- hic. Oh god, I am so freaking wasted right now.
(Location: Street)
(Psyduck and Pikachu are walking)
Pikachu: And they threw you out then?
Psyduck: No, then the police arrived.
Pikachu: I need to get you away from that stuff!
(Time: Two days later)
(Pikachu walks into Psyduck’s room)
Pikachu: Congratulations you haven’t touched a beer for three days.
Psyduck: That’s because I am the greatest.
Clock: Cooko.
(A beer falls out of the clock)
Psyduck: That was put there by magic.
Clock: Cooko.
Psyduck: And Pixies.
Clock: Cooko.
Psyduck: And I think there is a troll involved.
Pikachu: Exactly how many beers did you drink?
Psyduck: Open my closet.
(Pikachu opens the closet and beer bottles pour out)
Psyduck: I can’t help it; I’m-
Clock: Cooko.
Psyduck: For beer.
Pikachu: I am going to rid this house of every beer.
(Psyduck takes out a beer)
Psyduck: Don’t say that!
Pikachu: Don’t do anything you might regret!
Psyduck: Oh I’ll do it!
(Psyduck hold the beer up to his mouth)
Pikachu: Then you have let me down.
(Psyduck throws the beer onto the floor)
Pikachu: Holy crap! You just gave up a beer. Why?
Psyduck: Because, I can’t let you down. We will start training tomorrow at 8:00.
Pikachu: Am or Pm?
Psyduck: Whatever I am awake for.
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